Episode 25: Thanksgiving Turkey Dinner Frodown

22 Nov, 2008

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

It’s the first ever Frodown (Frozen Food Throwdown) on Freezerburns.com and it is sure to not disappoint. 4 Turkey dinners are reviewed head to head to head to head. You asked for it, you got it. Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master eats all 4 meals in its entirety. Can he gobble it all down or will the turkey dinners leave a foul taste in his mouth?

In this episode I review and rate head to head to head to head:

Marie Callender’s Turkey Breast with Stuffing: 4 stars

Stouffer’s Roast Turkey Dinner: 3 1/2 stars

Swanson’s Roasted Carved Turkey: 1 1/2 stars

Banquet Turkey Meal: 1 1/2 stars

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Tags: Corn, cranberries, foul, nasty, peas, Potatoes, stuffing, turkey, vomit

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Tom Parker

The Marie Callender's has 40mg of cholesterol and 1340mg of sodium. In addition, I would not eat "all" of those meals; I would give them a good taste test. Go with God my son.

Jim

The Marie Callanders meal actually contains 1340mg sodium.

Stephanie

hehe yall are so mean to banquet lol hahaha very funnyn video.

firefighter1811

dude why did you look so green when starting the last one? LMAO

Sara

I have to agree with you, banquet meals are not even that good. I would agree with you for giving it barely any stars.

Mike

You look like a rabbi with the hat. lol
I can't believe you ate them all. You should've just taste tested them. lol. What a champ.

Jason

Well to be fair to the Marie Calender print on the box. While it is kind of sneaky, and there is a slight debate on this.. STUFFING is usually "dressing" that has been actually "stuffed" inside the turkey, and it is meant to be very moist, and have an extreme turkeyness(is that a word?). I honestly really like it. However, DRESSING is usually prepared on it's own, and is served usually cooked in chicken stock or something like that. It should be a little drier. Both are really yummy. Anyway, just wanted to make that point. Great job, and man, kudos for eating that much stuff!

licoricepirate

hahahaa!
i love how this .. just spiraled downward ..

sean808080

I'm so relieved...my favorite meal as of late is the Marie Callender turkey dinner that you reviewed. It's actually not disgusting unlike most of what I find in the freezer aisle.

As others have said here, god bless your intestines. You should setup a tip jar for liver and kidney transplant funding.

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Kristen Gaughan

Greg! Awesome - have not seen you in years - you are the same funny guy! I will see you on Food Network next season! Keep it up! Brilliant!!

chris

awesome. For the next frodown I humbly suggest frozen kids meals. Kid Cuisine for the win

pizzaboy

Good Gravy Greg! Way to take one for the team. Frodown LOL

dion

this videos not playing?!

Tony Chester

How the heck does Marie Calendars have so little sodium compared to the rest?!? Too funny on the one cranberry, I had one cranberry in my Lean Cuisine lunch the other day, with green beans.

Great blog!

Jessie

Whoa. Just whoa.

If you lived closer, I would speed over to your house with a handful of Alka Seltzer. You have stamina, that's all I have to say.

Also, I LOVE the hat.

+Jessie
a.k.a. The Hungry Mouse