Hahahaha!!! A vast majority of my family is muslim so i lived off of this for 17 years.... Good God I went to college, discovered real bacon, and NEVER looked back!

I LOVE them! But I've been a vegetarian for 5 years and I just started eating them so... maybe I've forgotten the real thing?

Its a good idea..instead of writing a group of pages or explaining with number of pictures this is really a very good idea of describing with videos..thnks..
dog toys

The Morning Star Farm mini corn dogs aren't too bad for fake meat. You should try those.

Maybe if you dipped them in baconnaise, you could choke them down? http://www.baconnaise.com/

Kerry, I would never do that to such a sweet nectar of the gods like Baconnaise. That's like dipping a paint stirrer stick in Nutella. This was that bad and Baconnaise is that important to me.

Hey, those really do look like good bookmarks!

Long ago I also, regretfully, purchased a box of Morningstar Bacon. My dog's "Beggin' Strips" actually smell better than this dreadful veggie alternative.

I'd go so far as to say that, if stuck in a panic room with only Morningstar bacon and doggie bacon strips, I would consume the latter.

Plus you can buy generic bacon dog treats for $1/bag! That's 4x cheaper, with 8x the quantity, for a better-tasting bacon surrogate. Half star, indeed!

You should have just put like no stars. And it sounded so... crispy. Just wrong.

totally agree. it barely deserved a half star. but unfortunately a no star rating wouldnt have ranked it at all.