Episode 63: Frosty Paws and Cool Claws Frozen Pet Food

01 Mar, 2009

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

Maybe it was some strange childhood emotionally traumatic event that causes me to not step down from a challenge. That personality flaw typically gets me into a ton of trouble and I am sad to say, this is no exception.

So when a fan of Freezerburns asked me why I didn’t test out the Frosty Paws frozen ice cream treat for dogs, I couldn’t let my common sense prevail and say “no way.” Instead I said, “ok” and as you can see, it didn’t turn out good.

This was the dumbest idea the Frozen Food Master has ever had.

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Category: Cool Claws| Desserts| Frosty Paws| Snacks| Video Reviews

Tags: Cat Food, Cold, Dessert, Dog Food, ice cream, nasty, Purina, Stupid, vomit

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Dan

Dogs snack on their own turds, Greg.

Bryce I

That was amazing! Internet entertainment at its finest!

Meg

I can't believe you eat that i was LOL i would not even try it the funny part is my dog don't even like the frosty paws and he will eat any thing this was one of the funniest video i ever seen

anutterNWOpuppet

No spitting in the kitchen allowed, but if you do,the next time at least have the decency to do it on cam...'til then, you don't know spit about frozen pet trick-or-treats..

Burley Tranz

You know, you wouldn`t think they would be so bad......I guess its no wonder why my dog loves people food so much.
I have known people who have eaten dog food for a paper they wrote . They did not say it was good.
I saw an old woman in the store with alot of Alpo(on sale) and she said she didn`t have a dog.

cousin sarah

greg. what have you done.

Joyce

You outdid yourself - awesome episode. Laughed till I cried. Your face when you smelled the cool claws is epic.

Scott B

Darn funny Greg. You needed a dog/cat to cross-correlate to their actual target populations, but you get an 'A' for effort actually going through with it.

Walter

First time viewer. Absolutely hysterical. One question - if these are the worst things you've ever tasted, why did you give them a 1/2 star? I cringe to think what it would take to get 0 stars!

Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Ma

Walter, thanks for the comment! Glad you liked the show. Your question is totally valid and it has a somewhat weird explanation. For some reason I feel giving a product a 1/2 star versus no stars is worse. Its like how leaving a penny for a tip versus no tip at all when you have bad service stings a little more.

In the end I decided to not assign a rating for these products as they arent intended for humans. I guess that doesnt say alot for the actual human products that I have given 1/2 stars to!

Thanks again for watching and I hope to see you again at Freezerburns!