Episode 63: Frosty Paws and Cool Claws Frozen Pet Food

01 Mar, 2009

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

Maybe it was some strange childhood emotionally traumatic event that causes me to not step down from a challenge. That personality flaw typically gets me into a ton of trouble and I am sad to say, this is no exception.

So when a fan of Freezerburns asked me why I didn’t test out the Frosty Paws frozen ice cream treat for dogs, I couldn’t let my common sense prevail and say “no way.” Instead I said, “ok” and as you can see, it didn’t turn out good.

This was the dumbest idea the Frozen Food Master has ever had.

FreezerBurns^TM is a video review show on a mission to deliver you real reviews and real answers to one of life’s most stressful decisions: choosing the best frozen foods on the planet. Greg is the Frozen Food Master^TM and acts as both food critic and guinea pig. Join him every tuesday and friday as he eats his way through the freezer aisle one box at a time, only on Hungry Nation.

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1 | Sonja Foust

March 1st, 2009 at 6:06 pm

Awesome. The off-screen retching was the best part.

2 | Critter

March 1st, 2009 at 6:10 pm

totally made me laugh. Glad you did this review.. I was going to put the boy on frosty paws. I’ll hold off now…

3 | Jeff

March 1st, 2009 at 6:26 pm

Best Show EVAR! I laughed out tears. You are the undisputed Frozen Food Master!

4 | dion

March 1st, 2009 at 7:12 pm

i love this site and am a huge fan!
arent there websites for our animal loving friends for this kind of thing though?
you even said in the review you read on the box-not for human consumption!
im a huge fan but honestly it was idiotic of someone to request this!

5 | Madison

March 1st, 2009 at 7:17 pm

Dude, that was uber-disgusting.

6 | betsy

March 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm

bwah!! that was fantastic, and by fantastic i mean for me to watch, clearly not for you what with the retching and the whatnot. thanks for taking one for the team :p

7 | Daniel Kemp

March 2nd, 2009 at 12:16 am

I don’t know why you even did it, but I guess some people like eating dog/cat food.

At least you got that frozen food tasted and out of the way.

8 | Bear Silber

March 2nd, 2009 at 3:54 am

Haha, I love it! I can’t believe there is actually a market for these. Oddly enough I’m now going to see if my local store has these so I can treat my pup!

Now that you mention your flow….I officially challenge you to the Belly Buster:
http://www.pizzapartyonline.com/bellybuster.html

9 | Thomas

March 2nd, 2009 at 3:59 am

Maybe you should have mixed these with the Margaritaville coconut shrimp to get these down.

10 | Judd

March 2nd, 2009 at 4:59 am

Dude, so wrong.

11 | Tamar

March 2nd, 2009 at 6:08 am

First, LOVED the Hoodsie shout-out (I am SO rawkin’ the Hoodsies right now – got a dozen in the freezer!)

Second, that was honest-to-goodness laugh-out-loud funny! And it just goes to show your fans how dedicated you are to eating your way through the frozen food aisle, one box at a time!

That is some serious dedication, my friend! Bravo!!!

12 | Mike Lefebvre - The Uncommon Agent

March 2nd, 2009 at 7:00 am

I’m honored you honored my request. I think the peanut butter ones are much, much better. Or at least I’ve heard they are…

13 | Jonna (TattooedMommie)

March 2nd, 2009 at 9:27 am

Totally laughing! Just the expressions and the off camera sounds in itself are hysterical!

Stick to people food from now on?

14 | Chris Hadley

March 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 am

I’m with Mike. I bet the peanut butter ones are not as bad… ok, I’m sure they are terrible too! Hilarious episode and kudos to you for honoring the bet.

15 | Marvo

March 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

BEST. REVIEW. EVAR.

16 | Victoria

March 3rd, 2009 at 6:12 am

Mmm. Gasoline and Bactine.

17 | DanM

March 3rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm

I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt. Then I saw the tags you used for the video and it made me cry, so hysterical.

cold nasty stupid vomit

18 | Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

March 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

Dan, I am so glad you enjoyed it. It was worth the wait right?

19 | Amy Elliott

March 6th, 2009 at 5:16 pm

For what it’s worth, my dog absolutely loves Frosty Paws. I give him one on really hot days in the summer. It’s a fun treat. I have never tried it myself…

20 | CoreyWalk

March 7th, 2009 at 6:39 am

AMAZING, you really outdid yourself this time

21 | Walter

March 7th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

First time viewer. Absolutely hysterical. One question – if these are the worst things you’ve ever tasted, why did you give them a 1/2 star? I cringe to think what it would take to get 0 stars!

22 | Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

March 7th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

Walter, thanks for the comment! Glad you liked the show. Your question is totally valid and it has a somewhat weird explanation. For some reason I feel giving a product a 1/2 star versus no stars is worse. Its like how leaving a penny for a tip versus no tip at all when you have bad service stings a little more.

In the end I decided to not assign a rating for these products as they arent intended for humans. I guess that doesnt say alot for the actual human products that I have given 1/2 stars to!

Thanks again for watching and I hope to see you again at Freezerburns!

23 | Scott B

March 13th, 2009 at 4:04 am

Darn funny Greg. You needed a dog/cat to cross-correlate to their actual target populations, but you get an ‘A’ for effort actually going through with it.

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25 | Joyce

March 27th, 2009 at 4:23 am

You outdid yourself – awesome episode. Laughed till I cried. Your face when you smelled the cool claws is epic.

26 | cousin sarah

April 3rd, 2009 at 12:32 pm

greg. what have you done.

27 | Burley Tranz

April 6th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

You know, you wouldn`t think they would be so bad……I guess its no wonder why my dog loves people food so much.
I have known people who have eaten dog food for a paper they wrote . They did not say it was good.
I saw an old woman in the store with alot of Alpo(on sale) and she said she didn`t have a dog.

28 | anutterNWOpuppet

April 9th, 2009 at 12:47 am

No spitting in the kitchen allowed, but if you do,the next time at least have the decency to do it on cam…’til then, you don’t know spit about frozen pet trick-or-treats..

29 | Meg

July 8th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

I can't believe you eat that i was LOL i would not even try it the funny part is my dog don't even like the frosty paws and he will eat any thing this was one of the funniest video i ever seen

30 | Bryce I

July 31st, 2009 at 11:21 am

That was amazing! Internet entertainment at its finest!

31 | Dan

August 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

Dogs snack on their own turds, Greg.

32 | Dan

August 28th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

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34 | Robert Yarber

April 27th, 2010 at 11:14 pm

LMFAO! Oh man dude, you have some balls! I dunno what grocery stores you have where you live, because I've never seen frozen cat/dog food. LOL

35 | Earthbound_X

May 9th, 2010 at 6:38 am

I see those Frosty Paws every time I got into the frozen section, I've been wondering about them, well…..I did anyway….

36 | Heather

May 16th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

LMFAO!!!! This made my day!

37 | zeldachan

May 19th, 2010 at 3:52 am

XDDDDDDDDDD

38 | kim

May 25th, 2010 at 2:05 am

I laughted so hard. Thanks for keeping it real!

39 | crosswalkernest

May 27th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

I have a hard time imagining that my cat would enjoy a frozen treat.

40 | Anthony Seyffer

May 30th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

One thing you should have done for this review is if you have a dog or cat bring him/her in to try the Frosty Paws and/or Cool Claws.

41 | Scott Sandefur

June 4th, 2010 at 6:28 pm

Hey Greg, I love your vids but, I gotta say… I wouldn't've done that. lol.

42 | Jimluvsirene

June 12th, 2010 at 10:57 am

my dogs Love frosty paws 13 gson ate1still living haha cx

43 | Classymis

June 13th, 2010 at 1:15 am

My dog loves, loves, loves Frosty Paws. It's a real treat for her. She is a 15lb Dachshund. I take one of the cups and let her lick about 1/3 of it. Then I put it back in the freezer for another time. Each cup equals 3 treats for her. I try to watch her weight and don't give her too many treats but Frosty Paws are her most special treat. My moms 3 dogs love Frosty Paws too. I can't review it because I'm not as brave as Greg but my dog and my moms dogs would give it a 5 star for sure. It's a wiener in our house.

44 | irene

June 24th, 2010 at 9:03 am