17 Apr, 2009
Man Breaks Into Apartment Steals Chicken Wings and Hot Pockets
Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master
In Newark, Delaware a man breaks into an apartment and steals $82 worth of frozen chicken wings and Hot Pockets.According to this site, “Police used video surveillance systems at the apartment complex to help identify the suspect. Police said one of the stolen frozen food items was found at his home and he was arrested.”
Ok, let’s take a step back and really soak in this news. I have a few thoughts and burning questions:
• It really speaks to the desperation people are feeling when the first thing someone thinks to steal is frozen food.
• What the hell is someone doing with $82 of chicken wings and Hot Pockets in their freezer?
• What variety of Hot Pockets because if he stole the Ham and Cheese ones, he is either blind or really desperate.
• And finally, if only one of the frozen food items was discovered, he must have macked on like $79 worth of frozen food in less than 24 hours. I need that guy on my show!