25 Jun, 2009
The Bagel Bite, Pizza Roll, Hot Pockets Pizza Challenge
Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master
Now there are food challenges that I have seen that look delicious but are just too damn large to even think about finishing. And then there is the Pizza Party Pep Pep Pep Pepperoni Pizza Belly Buster Challenge.
Pizza Party, a local pizza joint in Santa Clara California (and home to one of Freezerburns’ greatest fans, Bear Silber) has just released a food challenge that is so gluttonous yet so elegantly designed that it dares anyone with a pulse to consider doing it if just for a brief moment.
Consider the magnitude of this pizza: 20 inches topped with pepperoni, pepperoni Bagel Bites, pepperoni Pizza Rolls & pepperoni Hot Pockets…and you are required to eat it in under an hour. Its 315 square inches and over 5 pounds of food. If you can’t finish it…or you bring it up you need to clean it up and then pay Pizza Party $42.99 for this pepperoni monstrosity.
As for me, I don’t think I will be able to resist at least experiencing this. I mean, how can you turn down an opportunity to sample an extra large Pizza Party with three legends of the Frozen Food aisle on top of it? It would be like meeting Elle McPherson, Rachael Hunter and Kathy Ireland at the old country buffet. A beauty in its sheer volume and nostalgic goodness that just begs to be consumed.
Read more about the Pizza Party Pep Pep Pep Pepperoni Pizza Belly Buster Challenge here.
Grub Grade talked about this too.
And oh yeah, here’s a great video I found of Kathy Ireland eating at Old Country Buffet.
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1 | BearSilber
June 25th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Hahahahah, that's awesome Greg! I love that you added meeting them at the Old Country Buffet (Hometown Buffet here), you certainly know what gets the heart racing.
“…a food challenge that is so gluttonous yet so elegantly designed that it dares anyone with a pulse to consider doing it if just for a brief moment.” – Best FB quote ever!!!
2 | Meg
June 25th, 2009 at 7:21 am
I think you also need an ambulance standing by..a sure heart attack in the making! My threesome is George Clooney, Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson……grrrrrrrrrrr
3 | BearSilber
June 25th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Haha. If only Mel were replaced by Matt Damon you'd be set with the Ocean's series!
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June 25th, 2009 at 11:35 am
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5 | meg
June 25th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Ooooo, I like him too. Hummm, that could work!
6 | MattUD
June 26th, 2009 at 5:05 am
Some of my favorite things…I would consider trying it…it would be amazing, but alas I am an east coaster, sorry Bear.
7 | BearSilber
June 26th, 2009 at 7:28 am
If you ever head this way you know where to stop
8 | Patricia Beninato
June 26th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Holy God, I would hurl so unbelievably. But I'd imagine a few bites would be awesome.
9 | Sarge
June 28th, 2009 at 4:12 am
Too funny Greg……….Pizza Rolls Rock baby!
10 | Sarge
June 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Too funny Greg……….Pizza Rolls Rock baby!
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