Firecracker Vs. Frozen Turkey = Funny man running for his life

02 Jul, 2009

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

In honor of the upcoming Fourth of July festivities, I thought I would share this amazing site: a dude who probably hasn’t run since grade school, running for his life as he just lit a 1/4 stick of dynamite inside a frozen turkey.

Ok, so a firecracker isn’t the same thing as a stick of dynamite but that’s not the point. It’s a perfectly good piece of meat frozen to perfection that is blown to smithereens by a bunch of people who clearly have nothing else to do.

Hey, if they didn’t take the time to film it and post it, I wouldn’t have this to share with you. Enjoy!

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View Comments to "Firecracker Vs. Frozen Turkey = Funny man running for his life"

1 | BearSilber

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:06 am

Hahaha, awesome commentary on an awesome video. I don't think he even ran in grade school. He was the kid that always came in last on the mandatory 1 lap around the track (for warming up the blood) 'cause he just walked it…while sneaking Fruit Gushers from his pocket.

2 | pizzaboy

July 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 am

Awesome. Redneck Thanksgiving – grab a plate and some o' dat warm M-80 gravy!

3 | julia

July 3rd, 2009 at 9:07 pm

Gusherssssss! Oh man those chemical bubbles were awesome.
Yeah, I was the fat kid coming in last. I wasn't cool enough to have gushers though; I had to steal them from friends.

4 | julia

July 4th, 2009 at 4:07 am