Episode 261: Tofurky Vegetarian Feast

22 Nov, 2009

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

In the grand tradition of Thanksgiving episodes here at Freezerburns, the Frozen Food Master has taken on a new challenge. Last year it was a 4-way turkey dinner frodown. This year, it is a Tofurky Vegetarian Feast weighing in at over 3lbs of food.

Will the Frozen Food Master’s stomach grant access to this faux meat? And will it be able to withstand over 3lbs of food in its belly? Watch this special Thanksgiving episode of Freezerburns to find out!

Roast with Stuffing
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size 1/5 roast (147g)
Servings per Container 5
Calories: 250
Calories from Fat: 50
Total Fat: 6g
Saturated Fat: 0g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 510mg
Total Carbohydrate: 13g
Dietary Fiber: 2.5g
Sugars: 1g
Protein: 34g

Giblet and Mushroom Gravy
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size 1/4 cup (57g)
Servings per Container 7
Calories: 40
Calories from Fat: 20
Total Fat: 2g
Saturated Fat: 0g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 240mg
Total Carbohydrate: 5g
Dietary Fiber: 2g
Sugars: 2g
Protein: 1g

Cranberry-Apple Potato Dumplings
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size 1 dumpling (57g)
Servings per Container 8
Calories: 110
Calories from Fat: 5
Total Fat: 0.5g
Saturated Fat: 0g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 250mg
Total Carbohydrate: 23g
Dietary Fiber: 3g
Sugars: 4g
Protein: 6g

Wishstixs
Nutrition Facts:
Serving size 1/2a piece (3g)
Servings per Container 4
Calories: 10
Calories from Fat: 0
Total Fat: 0g
Saturated Fat: 0g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 0mg
Sodium: 25mg
Total Carbohydrate: 1g
Dietary Fiber: 0g
Sugars: 0g
Protein: 1g

Price: $24.99

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Tags: thanksgiving, Tofu, Vegan, vegetarian

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Jake

That tofurkey looks like you're eating a giant potato.

Jay

I've been a vegetarian for 17 years and I have to agree.... that Tofurky feast is the NASTIEST thing ever!!! I'm not a foodie by any means, but there's way better vegetarian stuff out there and what you just ate there, my friend, is just plain gross.

jj

Why are you such a pussy? Stop spitting out the food and swallow it like a man.

Crystal J West

Hi Greg! I have actually eaten this many times for Thanksgiving and I agree.... there is room for improvement. It's okay when paired with all the other wonderful sides that everyone in the family makes and fresh baked bread. Alone......yeah it would be kind of a sad meal if that is all you had. The company that makes this does well (I think) with their fake sandwich "meats". The peppered turkey slices are really good. We use them to make an excellent veggie Reuben. Well I guess after my wonderful boyfriend who once upon a time got a degree from the CIA (Culinary Institute of America) doctors the slices up in some kind of veg Au Jus so they're "suitable" in his opinion. They're way better than what they put in this tofurkey loaf with stuffing. The other items (dumplings and things) I honestly don't remember eating them. Maybe we never made them. Gotta save room for pie. Awesome that you are reviewing this. Thanks and Happy Holidays to you and Mrs. FFM

alexander

hahaha that was a riot. I could just tell the frustration that you had in your eyes when you gave in. I don't blame you; I would've done the same. Funny episode Greg.

Jonathan C.

hey you enabled disqus again, and another excellent episode, happy holidays

freezerburns

Yes, glad you noticed the re-introduction of Disqus. Was having some performance issues with Disqus a couple of months back but now it seems to all be sorted out! Happy Holidays!

Echo710

I suppose I ought to register with Disqus now then, since there seemed to be a problem with their accepting my comments (possibly because of my AOL address? Or maybe just because I was posting as a guest?)... at any rate, hopefully you won't have to manually approve my comments every single time now.

Paul

LOL, that was funny Greg. I assumed said tofurkey meal would be horrible. Keep up the good work!

Healthnuttxo

hahah wow, that's really something. funny, because the other day i had "veggie turkey slices" and i tought they were good. guess ill pass on the tofurky tho! p.s. add me to your blogroll! i'll totally add you to mine!! www.healthnuttxo.wordpress.com