One Word Review of Hot Pockets Barbecue Beef (Ep286)

26 Jan, 2010

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

When I hear barbecue beef I think of rocking those sandwiches at DQ Braziers back in the day. Those tasted like horsemeat slathered in spicy ketchup. Will this Hot Pockets Barbecue Beef be any better? The Frozen Food Master will tell you.

Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 1 piece (127g)
Servings per Container 2
Calories: 340
Calories from Fat: 130
Total Fat: 14g
Saturated Fat: 7g
Trans Fat: 0g
Cholesterol: 30mg
Sodium: 670mg
Total Carbohydrate: 44g
Dietary Fiber: 2g
Sugars: 11g
Protein: 9g

Price: $2.00

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FreezerBurns^TM is a video frozen food review show on a mission to deliver you real in-depth frozen food reviews and real answers to one of life’s most stressful decisions: choosing the best frozen foods on the planet. Gregory Ng is the Frozen Food Master^TM and acts as both food critic and guinea pig.

Echo710

Wow… *ouch*. The dreaded half-star rating… it must have been awful!

I think I've actually *had* this product, years ago as a young child… I don't recall much about how it tasted though. They look the same as I remember though; I do remember that unappetizing shade of “way too dark for a decent barbecue sauce”… and the awful texture. The official Hot Pockets Signature Texture of “sort of mushy and somehow sort of dry at the same time”. Oh, yeah… I think I *do* remember this product.

And now I wish I didn't.
Ryan

Lol.
18DJim

Mmmmmm horse meat.
hotpocket

You have to review the mozzarella meatball hot pocket sub, it's delicious.

http://www.hotpockets.com/images/products/large…
fgd

TAKE AWAY THE ADS OH MY FUCKING FUCKING GOD
freezerburns

Sorry about that. I have contacted my ad network. Those ads are unacceptable. And I will have them removed.
JJJ

I like these but I also love ketchup!
you should review every kind of hot pocket.
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