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17 Aug, 2010

Video Review of Hot Pockets Sloppy Joes Sideshots (Ep358)

Posted by: Gregory Ng: The Frozen Food Master

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Doughy buns conjoined at the hip and stuffed with sloppy joes. Sound good? This is the Hot Pockets Sloppy Joes Sideshots. The Frozen Food Master reviews this product, shows you how it looks, tells you how it tastes, and gives you the lowdown in this episode of Freezerburns.

Nutrition Facts: Serving Size 127g, Servings Per Container 2, Calories 270, Calories from Fat 70, Total Fat 7g, Saturated Fat 2.5g, Trans Fat 0g, Cholesterol 15mg, Sodium 710mg, Total Carbohydrates 39g, Dietary Fiber 2g, Sugars 15g, Protein 10g

Ingredients: UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, MALTED BARLEY FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMIN MONONITRATE, RIBOFLAVIN, FOLIC ACID), WATER, COOKED BEEF PATTIE CRUMBLE (BEEF HAMBURGER, WATER, TEXTURED VEGETABLE PROTEIN (SOY FLOUR, CARAMEL COLOR), SEASONING (SALT, DEXTROSE, HYDROLYZED SOY PROTEIN, ONION POWDER, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, SPICES), SOY PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, SALT, NATURAL FLAVOR), TOMATO PASTE, SEASONING (SUGAR, SALT, RED BELL PEPPER, ONION POWDER, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT, CORN MALTODEXTRIN, MODIFIED CORN STARCH, CITRIC ACID, SPICE, VINEGAR SOLIDS, DISODIUM INOSINATE AND GUANYLATE, NATURAL FLAVOR, CARAMEL COLOR, GARLIC POWDER, SUGAR, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF : PARTIALLY HYDROGENATED SOYBEAN OIL, ONIONS, RED PEPPERS, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, GREEN PEPPERS, YEAST, SALT, DOUGH CONDITIONER (CALCIUM SULFATE, DISTILLED MONOGLYCERIDES, SALT, L-CYSTEINE HYDROCHLORIDE, GARLIC POWDER, TRICALCIUM PHOSPHATE, ENZYMES, ASCORBIC ACID, CITRIC ACID, BHT), SODIUM STEAROYL LACTYLATE, SOY FLOUR, DRIED EGG YOLKS, METHYLCELLULOSE, DRIED WHEY.

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FreezerBurnsTM is a video frozen food review show on a mission to deliver you real in-depth frozen food reviews and real answers to one of life’s most stressful decisions: choosing the best frozen foods on the planet. Gregory Ng is the Frozen Food MasterTM and acts as both food critic and guinea pig.

Category: 3.5 Star|Hot Pockets|Lunch|Microwaveable|Snacks|Video Reviews



  • http://frannie84.wordpress.com/ Fran

    We tried the cheeseburger ones and I actually didn’t mind them too much. They did indeed taste like McDonalds hamburgers! But my favorite stuffed anything will always have to be pepperoni pizza, even if they make my intestines boil!

  • Jigglysaint

    What do I think is sloppy? My girlfriend’s kisses. Yes I know that was totally gross and not called for sharing with the world.

  • http://twitter.com/secretkessa Kessa X

    Giant burritos or tacos are sloppy… and chicken wings with sauce!

  • Phillies Fan

    I always wondered how good these really were.I was a little concerned about the bun’s texture too.I always found stuff that is in a wrap to be very sloppy.Sandwich wraps,fajitas,or tacos.PS:Love the shirt dude!

  • http://www.healthnuttxo.com Lisa

    haha I dont think I ever made a “pocket” type product in the microwave without some of the filling coming out!
    Your right tho- these do remind me of manwiches !

  • http://twitter.com/elangomatt Aaron Bretveld

    I haven’t tried this flavor of hot pocket yet, but I have had the cheeseburger ones like this and I thought the bun part was good. I was most nervous about the texture of the bun but it was nice and soft. I actually like the chewyness of the bun so that is a plus for me. I need to try these sometime.

    Something that’s sloppy? I always seem to make a mess out of tacos, I guess I just can’t judge very well when stuff is gonna shoot out the other side.

  • aa

    holy shit. i’m so hungry, i’m telling you. i don’t even like sloppy joes but i’m dying for one of these sideshots. haha, i can imagine you sitting at your computer, carefully crafting your “sloppophase” line.

    thanks for this entertaining review. really great review.

  • Andy

    Geez… better food through chemistry? I think not!

    What’s sloppy? That would be my tuna/avocado salad adjusted with mayo to achieve desired gloppiness. On multibrain bread, they’re definitely a fun and sloppy mess to eat.

  • Sroek

    If you’re worried about burning your mouth, why not just crack the bun open in half so the steam can escape the enclosure? Then take a bite from either half.

  • Eric273

    I love you mitosis reference

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